Hi, I'm joepie91, also known as Sven Slootweg. I do stuff on the internet.
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UPDATE: Looks like this has been implememented, more or less, in the form of SQRL. Kind of.
$user installs a simple application locally, let's call it "gpgme". When $user visits a $site and wishes to login, he clicks a "login via keypair" link, which is actually a URI in the format of gpgme://site.com/$sessionid. As gpgme:// is a registered URI handler for the gpgme application, that application is launched and either immediately authenticates with the daemon running on site.com, or for example shows the user a choice of account for multiple identity management. As the daemon on site.com determines "ah, this key is this $user", it authenticates the session with the specified session ID as $user.
Note that up to the point where the gpgme application sends the authentication data to the daemon, the server is *not* aware of the identity of whoever is trying to log in. It simply assigns whatever identity authenticates itself, to the current session, without any expectations as to who this identity is going to be.
When written in something like Python, this would be an easy way to implement this in a cross-platform and cross-browser manner. As virtually all browsers support custom registered URI handlers, there is no need for a browser extension (although it may be interesting to develop one to provide additional features such as a "preview" of who you are going to log in with).
The server-side daemon can either be a stand-alone daemon or a simple script handling the keypair authentication, running via the already existing HTTPd. This would allow for it to work, even on shared hosting systems.